WHOZ GOT the last laph?   Lyrics     Copyright 2004 Laph

email: laph1@lycos.com

 

1.Laf.

I be the lyrically active fanatic

busting rhymes from the attic

representing strictly mental tactics

inventing new shit quickly and sporadic

true if you battle you’ll lose to this master of grammatics

attackin’ faster than a raptor from Jurassic Park

quick to spark aromatic herbals with verbals that be fantastic

like aphrodisiacs I react exact and snap back like elastic

to smack wak packs who bite raps like a Vlassic

then return like bad habits to burn you like a pyromaniac kid

at the stake for being fake like plastic

causing problematic static with your drastic dramatics

don’t try to bout cause you can’t combat this

you got no clout and your style is flaccid subtract it

meanwhile your g-files a bunch of crap

I map you out like schematics without doubt like graphic mathmatics

I cut through your mask and it’s tragic to see your false ego disappear like magic

flowin explicit like illicit pornographic photographics

comparing me to you‘s irrational

I be Playboy while you be National Geographic

I’m empathic and telepathic now feel my hot thoughts of wrath kid

twisting off your head like a ratchet

with lyrics so cold I scold then mold your mind like ceramics

hanging you reclined like a hammock

I scan it systematic causing symptomatics so erratic

you begin to worry like your dad the hypochondriactic

decisions and visions blurry like rheumatic geriatrics

envision a mental collision you can’t grasp making you gasp like asthmatics

my deployed styles are the fattest employed to destroy your system of somatics

listen when you hear it my lyric makes you an addict

like a nymphomaniac trick what you need is psychiatric care

indeed take heed and beware

cause this rhyme of mine is designed to undermine your confined mind

by delivering a primitive derivative of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

converging with iodine and turpentine twisting like a serpentine

then combined with a deadly crystalline version of strychnine

inclined to turn and burn like turbine as it intertwines with your spine

I’m dropping shit the opposite of benign like a cyst

as I split matter like a physicist and persist to be a badder lyricist than any pessimist

like an adder I hiss or viper getting hyper strike ya right on the wrist

and even if I miss an artery I insist its hard to be

standing erect as I inject venomous neglect like a tarantula

enhancin’ the poison that makes your face red as if I was pantsing ya

then advance to the highest level an MC can achieve in this art of lyricism

you’d best believe I got tricks up my sleeve in part to cast out doubt like exorcism

expanded my mind and brain with the kind of strains of ism

that make even the blindest see the light like a prism

trippin’ in prison, you’re getting lost and found in the profound sound of the rhythm

frosted down with a lyrical load of jism that causes your brain to explode like an aneurysm…

 

2.rhetorical greetings

Hello bro

no that’s not a rhetorical question

it’s a greeting when we’re meeting meant to lessen your stressing

instead its seeming that you’re feeding on your pent-up aggression

could it be the weeding of the seeds and trees screaming while imbedded in cement

its pathetic but accepted you have no proper way to vent

in an exhausted mosh pit accosted by the scent

of lost kids packing Glock clips with posture hella bent

emitting such an obnoxious octave

these beeyotches squawkin’

causin’ pain swells as brain cells invent insane bells

that say well just spray shells to invade developmentally challenged individuals

stop and tally off balanced residual

side effects this guy injects into your stride

except all I try to do is say hi and next

I’m all vexed by the sign inside your eyes that says

my sinus is to high inside my ass to say hi back…

 

Publications blarin’ advertisements for tummy tucks and thigh lifts

liposuck the butt and resize the sinus

so once we try to prime apart there’s no denyin’ the sharp protruding object

removing the rotten stick which causes this gimp his limp could be a trick

cause of the symbiotic relationship this stick has with the asshole in question

it’d be a hassle dissecting what causes this rectum his stressin’

not to mention the anal retention which is more than an extension of the wretched life he lives

which is a bitch like his wife and kids

but shit at least the stuck up fuck could say hi in reply as I pass by….

 

 

 

3. Dis the Establishment

In this nation hate’s cultivated

like cults instigated situations which you waited for initiation

whipped into shape then chased into the station

masin next incarceration indexed invadin’ patients with inoculations

locked adjacent to hell in a cell

erasin’ traces of faceless faces can you tell

Babylon has not yet fell

unravel lots of plots kept behind key and lock

g’z usin’ Glocks to fit in to the chalk outline

logic doubts divine intervention

signs considered coincidences

disguise sinners invention the stench is too much to bear

the true touch scares the unprepared rush and say it’s not fair

the day and hour are not known

stay away from power or you won’t own your own soul…

 

[Chorus]

I dis the establishment

you might incarcerate my body but my mind will never follow

all your brainwash and lies I refuse to swallow

I look into your eyes and I see that you be hollow

wallow in your sorrow while I plan for tomorrow….

 

Which way does the FDA tend to sway?

Hold back the cure for AIDS

gold stacks paid for unpure plagues

one-hundred percent natural in fact real fake

fat filled cakes baked to infatuate

while you flatulate gas lacerates the ozone

evacuate yo’ home elaborate on the unknown

just follow what your doctor tells you to do

take one better yet take two

of these and call me in the morning

don’t take heed to the warning inscription

prescriptions cause addictions inflicting sickness

who did this?

Our own doctor ridiculous

meticulous billin’ killin’ millions

givin’ children Penicillin

tracking devices in your fillins

make it ill when you try to breathe

believe political riddles will never cease

freedom is on lease from police

on the streets taking peace on each beat

marked by the beast

but still I rise like yeast.

 

[Chorus].i dis the establishment

 

4. Whoz got the Last Laph?

Perfectin’ lyrical weapons

affectin’ perception

injectin’ Epinephrine got you getting’ Excedrin

mental blendin’ in bed when

you awake with visions splittin’ your decisions like a cranial incision

circumcision pain

mainframe computer interface placed to erase your fate

engaged in an escapade less afraid than you’d say

stay till the last day delay of space and time

displaced with a rhyme from my mind that intertwines with your spine

infiltrates then brakes your vertebrae

it hurts but hey

that’s the way it goes when you try to match flows with the pro ‘fessional

questions pulled from confessionals

testin’ yo wonderin’ who’s the protagonist

itch in the esophagus

choppin’ lids thokin’ kids

toxic thoughts drip like the bottom lip of a hippopotamus

Hip-Hop hits like a rocket ship

rockin’ this metropolis with a verbal apocalypse….

 

[Chorus]

Whoz got the last laph?

Perhaps the raps of Laph

pack your skullcap with so many facts

you snap and collapse…

 

Metamorphic get set for more tricks

endorphins pourin’ as you’re lured in

to a deadly arena in between ya mind and ya eye

why would ya die from a side order of fries

high in cholesterol

test and ya fall the best out of ya’ll dissolve

just a mess on the wall like chicken

nuggets sticken finger lickin’ but a different kind

flick the Bic and bring light for the blind

rewind back raps perhaps subliminal

like a criminal infiltrate your mental state

at so high a rate your pupils dilate and stretch

next is past tense hence no way to protect ya intellect

as I infect and disconnect your cerebral cortex….

 

[Chorus]

whoz got the last laph…

 

Wide open and nervous

slide inside your epidermis

receiving lyrical service

plug up your skull and use it as a thermos

check the thermostat rising fast with a fat splash of mercury

hurt MC’s scurry in a hurry with vision blurry

warning signs

rhymes hotter than curry time to worry

goodbye

going going gone

still flowing strong like the Energizer

I’m wiser than MacGyver

usin’ a rusty pair of pliers I acquired from a guy herb

mixed with moldy apple cider

hit the trip wire got yer head on fire

like the hair of Richard Pryor

going higher time expires

your brain opens wider then explodes like a geyser….

 

[Chorus].whoz got the last laph….

 

I’m drownin’ MC’s in a seizure

seize the seven seas

unleashing a tsunami

chop through you like salami

leave ya punani soggy and hot as wasabi

played out like Konami

check skills ill like Mr. Miyagi

wax on wax off

phat thoughts and hot facts

hop scotch ya wak ass back

fast to attack with no matchin’

come tough actin’ like Tinactin for your sack when it’s scratchin’

snap backs relax turn to ash while you nap

I rap with fat caps packed in my knapsack

MC’s who act bad like they jack and kidnap get taxed and slapped

violated splat like a pap smear

forced to drink Pabst beer for the past year

that’s fear

flashbacks pierce like a spear between your ears

cleaned with lyrics so you can hear the

time to rhyme is near the time to rhyme is here…

 

[Chorus]whoz got the last laph…

 

5. Midnight Escape.

(laph)

I awaken deep in the dream covered in sweat

make haste evil screams comin’ to get

the hunted I’ve become a hundred times I run

assumption that the sun will come to brighten it all

proves nothing once night starts to fall

the writing on the wall is frightening

deciphering the scrawls is impossi-ball

as hostiles crawl towards prey unaware

the cost to fall affords staying there

means hordes scrape and tear through your flesh with swords

and death is not an option lost in a midnight concoction

that flips like possums tossin’ in exhaustion

while some talk of rest I caught the best

chance to escape and advance on the snake

romance versus rape the man in the frayed cape prays

his gaze always stays awake

with a wave he opens the gate and states he hopes my fate

does not equate to that of the others

stuck inside the slumber…

 

(bmon)

Caught in a slumber

I awake among numbers of others

Locked away from their mothers and their brothers

The bright lights blinding and the cold air smothers

I pull my head up under the covers

To escape from my torment and the rumbling thunder

I realize tonight I must split like asunder

As soon as the guard commits one stupid blunder

I break for the wall and I make my way under

ESCAPING

With bright lights blaring and the video taping

Sirens are roaring and snipers are taking

Shots whizzing by my heartbeat is racing

I hop on my bike there is no time for pacing

No choice but run from these charges I’m facing

Pigs everywhere chasing I must move frantic

Detectives with deadly stares I start to panic

Still somehow I slip through the cracks and I vanish

I’m left in the park and I’m screaming and manic

I see my brother sitting and eating a sandwich

I tell him my story I’m screaming and manic

But oh shit they’re coming I holler yo man ditch

The two men approach and I think I’m finished

But all that they ask is you know who this kid is?

As they walk away I feel good and replenished

As time passes by paranoia diminished

I begin to feel strong like Popye with spinach

But soon I discover I’m still all up in it

Running again through the hills and the valleys

Fear sets in and I know I must rally

Now back in the city and trapped in an all

I’ve maxed out my throttle

Chewing on glass from an old forty bottle

I bleed scarred

Paramedics yellin yo kid where’s your ID card

Driven through streets packed with police cars

These two evil men I know they cant be far

Next I’m lying in bed in the ER

ALONE

The kind nurse speaks in a soft gentle tone

She tells me its alright I can stay at her home

But the rule is her husband must never know

She has a beautiful daughter and our relationship grows

I’M SPARED

But one day it happens and I’m not prepared

Her father comes home and begins up the stairs

No daddy don’t oh shit I’m scared

For this was the man I was told to beware

There’s nowhere to run I’m trapped in a snare

Despite daughters pleading dad doesn’t care

He bellows out who do you have up there?

Then in walks the man with the cold deadly stare

The cold deadly stare

 

6. Herkamer Diamonds in the Rough.

 

(laph)

realizing real life sings

the gifts in hiding we’re living high

dreams are real life things…..

 

(dirty dizzle)

we’re providing high five please

skydive means you ride to find things

we’re difining refined binding

of how designs sting and signs bring….

….OMENS

 

(laph)

People anticipate the negative instead of realizing positive

evils specific way to egg a kid

see red rum writhing toss and fuss

nerds lost in such a cancer causing stress machine

to vamp yer calm as death careens

to lap up palms held nectarines

a chance fall into destiny

relax dissolve walls dwindle

next you see ecstasy examine all trajectories

cause sandwiched in the gnarled and wretched leaves

lay lands walled with the best of trees

so stand tall man don’t let your steam explode your bubble

check your Hubble

yellow brick roads reduced to rubble

mellow tricks roll improved and subtle

slick toes won’t move or stub

though it hits home to lose yer love

hitched hold through moons of trouble

let go zen mode won’t get ruffled

even pummeled bruises lose purple hues from scuffles

excuses prove gerbils move on but never double their place in the race against the wheel

you’d best decide if that’s good exercise

you might be set for life but do you let your mind be free

brood regrets torn spikes in trees grown from manifestations

instead of getting’ slammed shown waitin’ all patient for your tip

here’s one quit your job

beers fun gifted thoughts

give it up to God for this efficient plot…

.

(dirty dizzle)

Excess a sin?

Not tonight wherin

shark fins bend to lend their adventurous kin

but beware of crazed immature friends

who can’t even pretend to mend the moments past

sucking in liquor Italian food musical blends

tunes and notes make all casual habitual full of individual ritual

color drawing sticks linguistics fix the dull mix

from misled teenage cliques who bitch from bored phlegm

forgetting to send the den of chicks and men into an uplifting diadem

from inspirational intoxicants that’s meant to put sustenance in your slit

spark a glint of starlit firmament

defend the tents packed with smoke and friends

whose only repent is the sharing intent

to reveal hidden papers content…

.

(laph)

You don’t have to be a slave to survive

we chose broke with more hope over choked on a rope

hooked like dope to a nine to five

no long term scope though you know we’ll be fine

skill distilled like wine still we’re kilin’ time

with the illest of designs

soon we’ll be chillin’ on our ride on a boat you can quote sails fillin’ wind

feel the glide

and you know that we toast ales spillin’ all the time

mixin’ alcohol and lime

mountains fall and climbs get easier

than drawin’ lines with the side of your Trapper Keep-e-er

this rapper’s greasier and grimier but please don’t try me sir

greed won’t buy these herkamer diamonds in the rough

I serve her hymen worked with love

observe her highness jerk and buck

when certain nerves get touched…….

 

{chorus}

(laph)realizing……

(dirty dizzle)we’re providing……

 

7. D.N.R.

Wielding a whip of wicker

I flip shit sicker than a cyst on your sisters tits

with thick blistered zits (ick)

tight flows twist and grip ya like a boa constrictor

which restricts yer artificial lung fixture

get the picture bitch

yer in a situation devastatin’ as a page in revelation

under close examination nations facin damages

I think with distinct advantages

while you stink like rotten salmon sandwiches

I’m crammin’ grams in spliffs spirits lifted with each hit

lyric lingering gift subtractin’ ignorant bliss

lackin’ awareness apparent

attackin’ transparent barriers like aircraft carriers

to bury yer babblin’ battlin’ with javelins

unravelin’ so called thugs with mean mugs like slugs from a Gatlin gun

come with one cumbersome conundrum

to smother dumb MC’s I eat on an onion bun (yum)

uncover my cucumber weighing in at one metric ton

stun everyone get a medic at once

use chewing gum screws and Tums

toothpaste tubes with booze in the sun

as an antiseptic for infection

just accept you’ve been neglected

I left it tore and ripped like a whorish bitch

every orifice sore as shit

twisted hip contortionist

with vicious abortions which

devour brain tissue of all sizes inside ya sinus

be advised if ya try ta bite and swipe this like necrotizing fascitis

I’ll explode ya thighs with elephantitis…. (shit you see that dude’s leg)

 

[Chorus]

Do not resuscitate

lest the fate of the life you perpetuate

is curbed in quite a regretful state….

 

Is it worth it to bring it back

worthless hurt strings attached

to that sack of shit which hints at resembling

the tremblin’ shell of an attempted contender

rendering torment ‘til the extent of surrender

tends to bring morbid fields of dead and dismembered

fortune deals out the best of adventures

keep it reel lest you re-enter suspended

pretender in a regretful state

the letters state Do Not Resuscitate

doomed lost investigate who rocked the chest plate

tattooed the dude and left the dead weight at heaven’s gate

as the reverends chase severed flakes

that never equate to better than fake

no matter how clever the snake you’ll never escape

with the head of the rake imbedded in your face…..

 

[Chorus] Do not Resusitate…….

 

8. Kalalau

The overpowering urge to follow her

translucent glow showering surge

soon you will know swallow herbs

the moon invades the mountains turf

cascades light through fountains surf caress the sand

wet hands met with the land

water goddess walking

it’s not her flawless talking

it’s the shot of  flaring optics

sharing banistari opsis copi

vanish staring cautious into gods mind with hawk eyes

not lost it’s sought just watch light

never exhaust shamanic spock its on time

no matter where it drops this song might

scatter reconstituted thought it’s alright

tattered dudes in suits of cloth bring long life

& phatter grooves ta move ya toss a bomb right

into crews who gather and just squawk so bon night and voyage

the awe of dawns barrage it’s no mirage

prepare the snare beware

the lunatic invoked has now awoke

robed in opiated cloaks of smoke…

 

I was called aloud to follow clouds to kalalau

swallow how and when

the wind blends the scent of each step towards acceptance

inspection beyond looking back

the hook we extract from the fish so it continues to live

ridges of spirits appear to hear

and steer the path to veer exact

colliding through lives fighting to find one and others presence

in the present you believe it’s a dream

it exceeds what it seems to be at first glance

the thirst can be quenched

the first bird extends intense blessings on the journey

forget regrets and turn the key to eternity

cause certainly as we emerge we see

eye to eye with the white owl as he flies by day

some say that means good (love/luck)…..

 

9. Poached Souls

 

(laph)

doubt planted on the planet

by the serpent purpose scannin

evil hand in the mix

wishes tricks with riches so delicious

switches contracts stolen signatures deturr

fact obscured lured to the trap

face slapped from within

dis the next of kin infected sex & skin

opposit deflection sin it’s the shit

with one life to live who cares?

Go bare into the devils lair

mangled and tangled in samsons hair

the lies of Delilah conspire to slide ya inside a eternal inferno

to burn yo attire perspire hard timer in a pyre

trapped and wrapped in barbed wire

death as flesh and fire collide

ashes gnashing of teeth

beneath the streets I stare at the sky and sigh why

resign my fade of mistakes shakes and quakes through my spine

but at that time I felt the divine hand on my shoulder

older and wiser in years inside her eyes are tears

peer into the face of grace mistakes erased washed away

there’s nothing I can say even though I’m not worthy

she heard me dispersed me the key and set me free……

 

(n.stylez)

F 2 the U 2 the 2 C 2 the K

Fornicate upon command of the king but anyway

Would you give your soul away

Anyday just to pay dues to the place you stay

Ancestors paved the way all the way to the grave

The life of a slave is full of rainy daze

When they pass away color purple turns haze

Angels blaze j’s within golden gates everyday

We create our fate with what we do and say

Theres no escape from your fate

You can’t get away

No escape……

 

(laph)

free to roam amongst beasts

who poach their own sheep

with no hopes or beliefs

I watch roads of concrete encroach on the peace

I once knew one who flew over the cukoos nest to find the rest

removed truths test and signed deaths certificate

dieing breaths hurt when thick burdens tip karmic scales

and murders grip hardens stale

and bitter quitters who hinder there brothers and sisters

like motherless drifters with no love that exists

turn tumbling twist on a mish to slip into the mist of the abyss

I don’t want to go on this trip

but faiths hard when wraths bombard minds

that stay scared from being raped hard life tastes charred and burnt

the hardest thing I learnt

was hard to discard jerks

that start first friends then end dead men

vampires

I ‘m damn tired of turning cheeks and herding beef

as I creep deep into a nervous sleep

I keep the firm belief that it will be alright

after the night falls and the walls crumble……

 

10. Trainyards 2 Rooftops.

 

Deadicated to ORDER 1 rest in peace….

 

{CHORUS}

From Trainyards 2 rooftops

we dupe cops

cuz Krylon cans as well as microphones

is what my troop rocks….

 

Just as dusk paints the sky with a mask of total darkness

I fill my pack with paint grab my caps my task

to be embarkin’ on a midnight mission has begun

you might hear my cans hissin’ and be stunned

by bags with tight fades glistenin’ like the sun

wait listen

{“woop woop” hold it right there put down the paint}

 

oh shit lets split like a hit and run

cause no mistakin’ the smell of bacon well done

caught in the hot bright spotlight

that’s right the pigs have come and snuck up with their guns

to fuck up all our fun so whats up

lets get ta stepping without further reflection

cause I got no weapon for protection

there’s no question or guessin’ less than a second will I linger

just flip out my middle finger

at those who would convict me then send their dogs to sic me

they’re chasin’ quickly but I’m escapin’ slickly up the window sill

sickly with acrobatic skill

strictly mental tactics still so ill with the fills

representin’ on your wall

while presentin’ enigmas configured in artistic scrawls

far from simplistic styles invented by these pros with aerosol

in battles all our foes dissolve from flows that rattle your brain

like a problem you can’t solve…

 

{CHORUS}from trainyards 2 rooftops….

 

it’s hip-hop

the b-boys break backs

while the DJ’s scratch

these MC’s spit facts

and we hit up graf

my name is Laph

and I’m defacin’ public property

evasive there’s no stoppin’ me

as I get on top of the roof like I was spider-man

hit up my shit till I got expired cans

mindful of the man’s hired hands who park in unmarked vans

well your vans just been marked in dark indelible ink

and  right next to my tag I wrote “fuck pigs you stink”

so what do you think you’re on the brink of confusion

I repair the missing link usin’ Krylon fusion

takin’ out kids who be abusin’

this art by choosin’ to steal real styles

you’ll be losin’ piles of dentals it’s detrimental

now try to bite through a straw

I hear an instrumental and my mentals get raw

my lyrical credentials leave MC’s in awe

there’s no flaw in my repertoire as you saw

my styles are highly illegal like ma beagle

I’m droppin’ shit on your head as if I was a seagull

graf doctor like “evil”

ciphers convene with green in between

the darkest alley ways paint graffiti to amaze

leavin’ your mind in a dazelike an acid trip

I pass the spliff to give ya ass lift

hold my can with more than just a flaccid grip

to make my shit the phattest without a drip

the lyrics I spit and flip are cataclysmic

I cause the scales to tip in my favor

with so much flavor I bust shit now and got grips of shit for later…

 

{CHORUS}

from trainyards to rooftops

we dupe cops

cause Krylon cans as well as microphones

is what my troop rocks…………...

 

11. Dabox.

 

(laph)

Turn off the T.V.

television tellin’ you decisions

expellin’ truth now look how you livin’

drivwn by commercials to interrupt the broadcast

just lawn mats equals peoples as consumers

tumors inside a tomb consumed by the black box

induce wack thoughts dads lost tad poles mold

watch the hot new item

its so tight and invitin’

for the right price even I might be buyin’

become a client applyin’ the the hard earned dollar for which you’ve been strivin’

to buy in family ties binded

to fit inside the clique

its American dreams scarin’ the seams off reality

it seems off and on go the calories

lost broke goes your salary so yo how could we

amount to expectations expected in this nation

directed to the station to learn all the rules and regulations

droolin’ leg mutation attached by the ass to a couch

hackin’ tobacco from a pouch past yo mouth (ouch)

don’t be complacive and taste it

be evasive don’t waste gifts you’ve been given

resist it!

in this world denomination domination is permissive

don’t become enlisted I get pissed its already here

what we’ve been dreading all these years

dissolving peers and friendships end to get your hand on a ten dollar bill

I holler ill follow the paper chase that kills

I’m nauseas toxic land fills

an obnoxious man with pills

hawkin’ ‘em to kids so they’ll keep still

sleepin’ while awake not knowing what’s real…..

(dirty dizzle)

precipitate the unruly

ask cops why they are bullies

pretend your taxes are not bombs

terrorizing far off livestock and moms

make a plan if you can

to secure the land

for family fans clans

undue what the military does

for the world should not be what was

‘cause love is a buzz

contagious when snug

against neighborhood fuzz

and pseudo-righteous crud

waiting for a hug

to pull them from their clubs

retaliate against law when it’s a dud

or be stuck in rules and blood

where your dreams are censored

and your future wears white gloves

stricken with clubs

or piles of mud six feet above..

.

(n.stylez)

The contemplation of civilization must have taken years

I bet they thought of how it should have been but never considered the tears

inflicted by the infected system ‘o corruption

I’m disturbed by a disruption causing spontaneous combustion

explosions, erosions…eatin’ away at my mind

suddenly my memories become extremely hard to find

my mind feels faded  pupils dilated

I’m not functioning correctly so I must be intoxicated

I’m seeing strange things in a strange place where the only thing I wanna to see is a friends face

now my minds feelin’ troubled

my sights in doubled open up my eyes realize that I’m trapped in a bubble

Where am I?

Suburban wonder where everything’s the same

it just gets harder to understand or comprehend

who I can trust and when the madness will end

I decend into the eternal pits of hell to retrieve my soul

like water from a well and unleash it upon a civilization

subliminally I find yo’ mind causing toxic sensations

I think it’s a hallucination, but I think I thought I dreamt that my mind went on vacation

now what the fuck’s up with this nation?….

 

(bmon)

Thru governmental analysis

I find murderers and malices

livin’ in their palaces speakin’ fallacies

you must be rich to challenge

these people they sit on top like a steeple

treat you as a little wee fool

but if we pool our energies

we replenish these independent entities

make these people pay their penance see

take your pennies while their making G’s

takin’ keys putten em back out on the streets

snatch em up once again on their night beats

on their night beats…..

 

(masta cylinda)

As if the sun and moon had parted

no longer content with serving the earth

my soul confronted evolution and swallowed into birth

I broke thru the door into the house of temptation stealing possessions for my own décor

I raped the harlot of intrepid damnation

And threw away the key after locking the door

I forced a force majeure on these loveless criminals with sadistic rituals

I’ll dance on your grave while collecting residuals.

This cheery hippy is rippin’ and spliffin’ while skippin’ classes

intended for masses of rabbits cultivating bad habits

I only hope God makes an exception for your false ego redemption

on the easy assumption of painless ascension into a higher dimension

without any conception of holistic logistics

divinely autocratic not packin’ static clean your closet and attic.

We are all irreputible renewable and highly suitable

for something sustainable non-confrontational auspicious delicious and supremely sensational.

Smell the roses trip on doses

feel the bliss and eat my shit

take a hit don’t contemplate a terrible fate reciprocate with love not hate.

If the signs I am reading are not deceiving

I know you are needing in really conceiving there is no disagreeing and there is no leaving

if we are weaving what we both have tried leading

the trees we are needing to comfort their bleeding by being thankful for the fruit we’re receiving.

As I cure all diseases rejuvenation increases

my idealist vibration has no limitation

only pure modulation…………..

 

12. Cranial Indigestion.

I distrust those who fuss over clothes

loath the flows that you bust bringing me disgust just like a pool of cess

the battle you discuss must be in jest

I injest what you suggest then digest with success

true unless bowel movements be a mess you’re a pain like pms

you claim to be the best but I discard you like community chest

disregard your pettiness though at best you should feel blessed

if you test the endless prowess that I possess with your wakness

to leave with just a label of patheticness and no less

I bear witness to your witlessness then crush you like a snuffleupagus

with recklessness as I express fresh poeticness with finesse

my rhymes get you excited like a teen invited to feel a breast

delighted like a troubled spirit now at rest

lighted like a double bubble loaded with some sess

no seeds exploded I confess my theories floated like lochness

cause on the mic I profess never to suppress

that’s why I’ve progressed to a higher state of consciousness

never perspire under stress or retire humorless

I’m leavin’ you speechless as I read you like digest

getting more hyper than a mad scientist

decipher clues in just one guess

enter ciphers and impress fake crews I oppress

leaving fools in distress like Capone caught by Ness

prone to stop snot like Sucrets

leave you in a mental state of undress like the empress or emperor

and what’s more you’ll be sore as I split open your headdress

by spitting lyrics in excess….

 

{Chorus}

Subliminal suggestions in lyrical sessions

that without question cause explosive decompression

and cranial indigestion….

 

observe as I serve and pounce

with the verbs and pronouns I pronounce

on all accounts I denounce wack MC’s who bounce

with obesity like Mickey and his D

filled with saturated fat and calories

infatuated by much debated fact and fantasies

instigated and created by these kgb laboratories

sending disease overseas to please and appease

government agencies with genocidal tendencies

seizing up like tendon freeze when it seems

in space they erase existence of junkies who’ve become abductees

in true reality fatalities testing multiple personalities and abnormalities

on live species contrived by these

empowerized authorities who devour lives with conformity

our demise will be a nationwide lobotomy

with no thoughts you cannot see how we’re taught we’re free

but truly brainwashed lacking individuality

I’m attackin’ these complexities that seem to be necessities like dotting eyes and crossing T’s

my mind be flexin’ on perplexities like omnipotent entities

as I see society divided like a quotient all over a fee

this quoted prophecy from me be as potent as a potion made from a ewe tree

usin’ sound waves like motion of the sea

this commotion envelops underdeveloped MC’s with ease …

 

[Chorus]…subliminal suggestions in lyrical sessions…..

 

My plan hatches and ignites like matches

as I smite and catch this

poser inside my hot hip-hop enclosure

if caught in my ill kiln it’s over

like film with sun exposure

run cause once trapped I zap wannabees with animosity

for wack MC’s atrocities that make me mad like Alfred E.

with neglect I select the disintrigued and trendy

to inflect with dysentery and then be

deflecting negativity that you direct at me

reflect it back more painfully than a hysterectomy

with intellect I’m scarin’ MC’s who bite like fleas

there’s no comparin’ to me

your parody of delivery come’s up short like a pygmy

I suggest you pick me for the best MC

you see the capability of my brain activity defies infinity

multiplies like polygamy I got more ties than genealogy

try but you can’t follow me like pathology

I swallow hollow MC’s persistently as I be

crushing abuse of companies and industry with my use of similes

truce you’re kiddin’ me

I show no leniency

eat you up like beans and peas then kick you out like deportees to Portugee

suckin’ horse testes

explicitly consumin’ MC’s

I see discrepancies provin’ your deficiency

superficially you’ve been duped officially

and efficiently in conjuncture

I puncture arteries like archery

injectin’ 33 cc’s of auditory artistry

AUDITORY ARTISTRY ……..

 

{CHORUS)subliminal suggestions in lyrical sessions………

 

13. Amniocentesis Thesis.

I release and unleash this

vernacular thesis with spectacular telekinesis

like extra-terrestrial species

performin’ amniocentesis on the earth as it ceases

to find the reason the seasons eclipse

my hypothesis is nuclear apocalypse

that hits and turns the world to slop like grits

burnin’ hot thru the tropics catastrophic to all things biologic

but we can stop it if we use logic

and clues geologic with answers the aquatics can provide

that reside and coincide with where asteroids collide

deep under the tide inside the oceanic Atlantic

in the gigantic titanic lost in the city of Atlantis being protected by galvanic force fields

that of course if you feel make you contort and congeal

your epidermis will peel

disrupt and erode erupt and explode

corrupting every chromosome

I shine clairvoyant like chrome

and see where they’re destroyin’ our home

these government clones who condone and loan to those foes

who pollute the ozone execute spies and be prone

to metastasize lies like a carcass with flies

to each remark and reply they deny

why?

so more people will die by carcinogens and pesticides

all deceased by genocide and policed by cops committing homicide

that’s increasing like carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere

the devils very near I fear

residing in hiding under the lithosphere

and it’s clear to who he will adhere if your critical and analytical

of those hypocritical hermaphroditical political figures

never veridical they cross their fingers

in the shadows they linger sinister plots they configure

like violent hurricane rains and virulent strains

causing pain to every vein in your brain

impossible to contain

like an exotic plutonic version of bubonic

immune to antibiotics soon dangerously chronic

that deranges and makes you catatonic

with no antidote or tonic

run by remote entities animatronic

no identity just electronic

releasing fumes carbonic with a boom that’s subsonic

and shakes economics like the plates of tectonic…..

 

14. Three-Dimensional Web.

 

(dirty dizzle)

She’s a protoplasmic monstrosity

stronger than steal or lead

my old lover is a Three-dimensional web

I want to shove her from a bee’s intentional debt

A flight a set night of tight gossamer plight

The bee is me as you can see what I mean

when I careen into her limp vortex

could have been my cortex

disillusion and confusion when I muse winds flesh

in a mesh of confession,

I love that girl I’m in for a whirl,

I hope I don’t hurl,

I love that girl I’m in for a whirl,

I hope I don’t hurl.

 

(laph)

She’s caught in a maze crazed

in search of the elusive way

perched on a throne move escape

from feelings masked by rage

replay slicing in skin

edit sins regret but skim the deck

to protect the secret suppress

mess numbed and froze

ingest thru the nose to hold in the cold eyed gaze

lies play an important part in healing

scorched hearts bleeding no feelings

she’s stealing a gift by peeling her slip off shoulders

a controlled burn foretold yearn

for different outcomes doubt some promises made

remain haunted till grave positive days

lost in a haze exhaustion plays

an awesome part as the lost one darts

the queen of clubbing hearts

it means I love you

hark the sparrows strange song brings

morning forms who walk on strings….

 

(dirty dizzle)

She’s got her Bhagavad-Gita

and she wants to meet ya

but beware of her enlightenment

it could be your entrapment

teach you to experiment that you are a spirit

forget some things like don’t buy her a ring

ignore her lures when she sings cause she gave up flings

sexual love a sling she used to swing upon

but now it is gone for you she is wrong

so take your own song and roll on

for you do not belong among throngs of divine prongs not longing for your shlong

unless her gong show lets you go on with your protons playing like platonic fawns….

 

(laph)

She’s a queen bee I’ve seen in a dream

repeatedly colliding with a screen trying to be free

as if her eyes can’t see the screen in between her and life in the breeze with the trees

her fight with the screen seems to consume her soul

she’s beautiful

I could put her on the cuticle finger

and bring her outside but doubt lies and lingers

why she might strike with her stinger

or bite the guy who brings her kindness

I figure with her kinds’ rep

it’d be better to find rest

forget her in times test

see whether she dies death free

or forever her highness keeps

colliding with the screen…..

 

….Beware the spider’s web

prepare and hide your head

where guys have tried to test

there lie expired dead

none spared as the wires catch

snared and confined regret

they dared slide inside her wet

lair and desired sex

say your prayers as her knives inject

tear you and slice your neck

air spews take your final breath

stare through the eyes of death

where doom resides relent

and accept the wretched bitches scent

as the wicked wench ingests your soul…..

 

15. Where the fucks the other buck?

Picture if you will

three people

ten dollars each

what follows next you might not believe

rather than spend the night on the street

they decide to find a cheap place to sleep

peep as they approach the innkeep lookin’ like a geek wearin’ tweed

give him their 30 B’s in exchange for key

but 25 is all that he needs for the fee

not overcome by greed he frees up the extra 5

to the bellboy Clive who works a 9 to 5 to stay alive

but being a nice guy Clive decides

to give 3 of the 5 back to the guys

who rented the room

leaving him 2

now let us pursue

the path of cash as it’s passed from the past

that means if they each

got back a buck as such

they each would have paid 9

now maybe it’s just my mind

but if they pay 9 each

27 is the total they reach

add the 2 we find with Clive

we end up with 29

ow there you’re stuck

now where the fuck’s the other buck?